I Know You Want Me

Here is a fact: A bear is always cooler that a Pitbull….any type of Pitbull. Alaska

The Hot New Toy

Nothing to see here people, just some moderate self asphyxiation. Move along and mind you business, sooner or later a parent will hopefully do something. Unknown

Friends With Benefits

In her defense, that is kinda the entire premise of the show ‘Friends’. Pretty sure if that show was on HBO there would have ended up being a big orgy. Unknown

The Web Slinger

Hey Spiderman, this is why the baby boomer generation thinks we’re all a bunch of weird pussies. Unknown