The Flying V Of 3

Big night for the Birdman and I’m not talking about the goofy white guy that plays for the Miami Heat. I’m talking about this dude putting some cracker pieces in his long muff-tickler beard and letting his birds fight for the food. Unknown

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie

Sometimes I have to just chalk it up to the fact that I don’t know everything about everything and concede that I have no idea what her(?) deal is. California

The Killer B’s

Let me tell you something you didn’t know – they love their bj’s and butts in Alabama. Now I’ll tell you something you probably already knew – they don’t seem to care what other people think about them in public in Alabama. Alabama

Purple Haze

I kinda feel for the employee who has to wipe off her belly prints from the glass after she leaves. Somehow I don’t think the next customer would appreciate looking through that smeared haze. Texas