He Wears Short Shorts
Ooh, look at the buns on that one…Yeah, he must work out. Unknown
You’re My Butterfly
Who knew butterflies were so attracted to cottage cheese?…Cue “The more you know” music. Unknown
We’re Going Streaking!
For those wondering, here is an example of one of those times letting your pants hang low and not wearing a belt could come back to haunt you. New Jersey
WWIB: Top Shelf
Bottom biscuits on the top shelf?!?! Yeah I know that’s just plumbers crack, but whatever. The name is not important, what’s important is figuring out “Who Wears it Better?” California
