Flip Me The Bird
One of these days when I see someone with long fingernails in person I’m just gonna keep insulting them and agitating them until they finally get fed up and try to give me the finger. Ohhh seeing them struggle with that long ass process would totally be worth it. Minnesota
Doggin’ It
After months of hard work, dedication and practice, she finally made captain of the school’s hot dog eating team. North Carolina
The Walmart Restroom
Being a human being in public: you’re doing it wrong. Unknown
