WWIB: Real American

You know who is a winner in this “Who Wears It Better?” for America Edition? – Everyone. Because now I know I’m safe. Ohio & Virginia

#HotDog

Just out of curiosity, where would winning a Walmart hot dog eating contest stand on your list of accomplishments? Unknown

Suns Out Buns Out

What? Sometimes spoiled babies like to get their diaper changed on the top floor balcony sun deck because they like how the sun warms up their tushy. Don’t hate him ’cause his shit skyscrapes while your shit Danny Devito. Arizona

Walking The Dog

Wow! Few things here. (1) Dude, you’re a little bitch and a complete embarrassment to all men. (2) Keep your little sexual role playing in the privacy of your home. You don’t see me walking around Walmart with a belt tied around my neck and a lit candle sticking out of my ass….I mean, what? […]