My Body Too Bootylicious For You Baby
Ok I’m sick of this so I’m gonna set the record straight…if you can fit the constitution on your ass it’s too big for cute booty word sayings. Wisconsin
Shorty Short Shorts
“My grandma is a bigger slut than your grandma.” – is typically not an argument you hear on the playground often. More so now than in the past, but still not very often. Unknown
WWIB: Get Naked
So here is the deal, I can see her nipples & her coochie and you can’t. So to all my female visitors I’m just as shocked and disgusted as you are at these whores!…To my male visitors, suck it broseph, they look better than you can even imagine!!!! Unknown
Dude…
Good news – you look like a Simpsons character. Bad news- nobody in real life hires Simpsons characters besides comic book stores. Personally though, I’d focus on the positives! Unknown
