Hummin’ Along
That’s weird, every time I tried to tell a girl hummers were for Jesus she didn’t believe me. Unknown
Milkin’ It
Got multitasking? Geez! Better watch out, some accidental titty milk spray could short circuit that credit card machine. Washington
Dog The Booty Hunter
I don’t even know what to say here. Probably because I don’t know where to start. You have a full grown dog in your cart and that’s not even the oddest thing about you. I’m gonna go lie down before I hurt myself thinking about all of whatever this is that’s going on. Missouri
I Dare You To Touch It
Clearly this is the road/lane less traveled and now I see why few chose to follow it. Ohio
