Caption Contest!

Wonder what Captain Save-A-Hoe is saying here? What do you guys think? Funniest caption in the comments below wins a thong worn by Rosie O’Donnell! Unknown
WWIB: ‘Til The Cows Come Home

In this “Who Wears It Better?” we square(dance) off between a real cowboy and cowgirl. So who would you rather dosey doe with? Texas
Sweet Relief

Hey, sometimes you just have to whip it out in public and take a wiz. Some of us use better discretion than others but hey it happens….Reason #14 why I’m happy I’m a dude. North Carolina
Silky Smooth

Reason number #498 why I’m glad I’m not a female. Texas