The Redneck Pimp Suit
Heritage or hate argument aside, this seems like enough of a reason to convince me the stars and bars needs to be hidden from everyone! Unknown
Sausage & Gravy
Hey hey hey hey hey! I absolutely did NOT order my bottom biscuits with sausage. I specifically said NO sausage! Florida
Deep Pockets
Wow! Just wow! I mean, don’t get me wrong I’m relieved you hand pockets are conveniently located low enough that they cover your nipples but for the love of all that is good in this world put on a f*cking bra lady! I don’t mind seeing Kate Upton in a see through mesh top, that’s […]
Eat, Drink, & Be Merry
Good thing you laid that out for me, I wasn’t sure if I’d have time to write that answer to life’s question down or not. Should I do everything in that order too or is it cool if I hail Satan before I chow down on some pussy? Unknown
