My Pet Monkey
Well I mean, clearly if the monkey is wearing a shirt and sitting in a cart it thinks it’s human and should be treated as such. You know, or we could go with the other option and treat it like a f*cking animal, which it is, and not have it just casually chillin’ out at […]
WWIB: Case Of The Mondays
Asses: we all have them, yet there are still quite so many that like to show them off. While you’re looking, don’t forget to judge. Arkansas & Texas
Oh, Mom!
Ohhh sweetie, the one benefit of being up there is that you’re not back here where we are seeing the things we are forced to see. Enjoy it before you learn what embarrassment is. Tennessee
Lunch Time At Walmart
“Hey dear, you hungry? Alright. I think there’s a Walmart around here somewhere.” Unknown
