Cutie Patootie
Since when does “cute” mean “stuff I want to shoot fireworks at to make them look better”? People need to notify me of definition changes like this! Nevada
Dope On A Rope
Maybe you should have kept your bitch on a leash when it mattered…like when it was in heat. Clearly you let that one pass and it already had a pup. Let’s learn from our mistakes, okay? Arkansas
Bozo Knows
Ohh that’s crazy, I was just saying how my shopping experience could use a balloon animal giraffe! Thanks for helping me out Weeblez! Illinois
