Peace Frog
Peace, Love, Walmart…..mustache. Oklahoma
Cheetah Girls
To look that good they must be cheetah-ing? Huh? Cheetah-ing. Like cheating! Right? Guys? Cheetah-ing! Damn I crack myself up sometimes. While you fools stay all stone faced over there I’m laughing and that’s all that matters. Unknown
Men At Work
Okay, gun to the head and gun to your loved one’s heads, you have to pick one to sleep with. Which guy are you gonna let fumble around your undercarriage? California & Kentucky
Who’s The Goose?
Did we start something the other day by allowing cast members of Duck Dynasty in Walmart? Everyone knows my stance on animals in Walmart so I guess after ‘duck, duck’ that makes me the goose, huh? Arizona
