I Love People
Yup. That’s exactly where I would go if my lady and I had fertility problems…Not because she is an actual goddess of love, but because every white trash person with 8 kids has proven that after a 6 pack of beer and some banging in that ride it will 100% result in another kid. Unknown
Angry Birds
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I’M ANGRY, SO I LISTEN TO ANGRY MUSIC AND SAY ANGRY WORDS AND WEAR ANGRY CLOTHES AND I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY PEOPLE FIND ME WEIRD….AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! New York
Strawberry Muffin Tops
Do you know the muffin man? If so, you may want to ask him to help you out. Too much yeast I think. Unknown
WWIB: Shirtless With No Shame
Sweet tea and lemonade! What we’ve got ourselves her is an old fashioned southern style shirtless standoff! Ewwwwwww weeeeeee doggy! I’m happier than a slab of butter on some fresh cornbread. So “Who Wears It Better?” Missouri & Virginia
