I’m A Lord Truck Man
You would figure the creature of the universe would drive something a litter nicer….and be a little less showy about who he was. But whatever, just gotta roll with it sometimes. Unknown
WWIB: Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love
Still seeing Elvis impersonators huh? Ugh, it’s like I’m just beating my head against a wall at this point. Whatever I give up. Okay folks, *insert your stupid Elvis song reference here* and let us know “Who Wears it Better?” Mississippi & Texas
Delightfully Tacky
Get on up and get on down to Hooters! Yaaa! – Seriously though, I’m a guy and I wouldn’t take a sh*t in a Hooters. Their food is awful and the cleavage is always disappointing. “Hey, sweet c-section scar, can I get some extra napkins please?” Unknown
Sleepy Time
I’m super happy now that I know some unlucky person probably bought those pillows after you graciously broke them in and likely put them back on the shelf….That’s how you get pink eye lady. Unknown
