Mannequin Depression
Your girlfriend is creeping me out. Keep her in your mom’s basement next time you leave the house. Unknown
WWIB: Ninja Please
Every profession has some bottom feeders so it should be no surprise that not all ninjas are top notch. What I wanna know is which one would you hire? Unknown
‘Til Donuts Do Us Part
I now pronounce you lazy and settling. Oregon
Reverse Ninja Boot
This is where I feel like a hypocrite. I want to smash on you for wearing suspenders with gym shorts, but if you didn’t then I’d likely slam on you for your pants falling off your ass. So my friend, you find yourself in what is commonly referred to as a catch 22 and I […]
