Spaghetti Western
Don’t worry about saving a horse because I’m not sure I can find a cowboy for you to ride. North Carolina
Why So Serious, Clown?
Holy shit you are depressing the hell out of me. Clowns are supposed to be fun and goofy. You would make Stephen King’s It kill itself. Pennsylvania
He Showed Me His Boobies & I Like Them Too!
You used to be a dude? Whaaaaaat?!?!?! I don’t believe it for a second. You can hardly tell… Unknown
Kibbles & Bits
Guess we didn’t want Fido to wait until we got home huh? Also, you’re pushing that fine line on that short skirt there darling. Consider this a warning. Unknown
