In The Bag

I feel like this is just an episode of “Where Are They Now” for this kid. Unknown

In The News: The ‘Bomb’ Scare

A 30-year-old man with a backpack filled with sex toys and lubricants caused a bomb scare at an Aurora Wal-Mart Wednesday. The bomb squad was called to the parking lot of the Wal-Mart at 3301 N. Tower Road around 6:15 p.m. after a man wearing a backpack acted suspicious when the woman he was with […]

Starry Nightmare

Ohhh what the hell?!?!? Do us a favor and add about 3 feet of stripes to those stars honey. Unknown

Sex Kitten On The Prowl

Sorry guys, what we are doing is running our own little scientific study here for our own amusement. We are testing a theory that we can post a picture on Monday and you won’t be able to get a boner until Friday because of it. Please make sure you let us know your symptoms throughout […]