Tow Me

It’s stuff like this that keeps hope alive that the human race isn’t complete crap for me. Well done my friend. Tennessee
WWIB: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

We were going to title this edition of Who Wears It Better as “Mississippi Mudbutts” since that’s where both photos were taken. But before I could think of anything to say I realized what a good band name that would be. So to all you aspiring musicians out there looking for a name for your […]
Slight Discoloration

I can’t tell if the discoloration is from sunburn, your natural redneck or what little clothes you have cutting off circulation. All in all though, you’re going to fail. Canada
How To Honey Boo Boo

So in a move that surprises nobody Honey Boo Boo and her human thumb of a mother were apparently doing a signing at a Walmart. There are so many tangents I could break off into about our society that I’m not even sure which one to go on. I would honestly need like 4 pages […]