WWIB: Heads With Tails
If you don’t know my stance on long hair it’s a simple one: If you can wipe your ass with it, it’s too long. That being said, this is like a showdown where you must determine the lesser of two evils. The long yarn look or the angry beaver creature look. I’d say good luck […]
Double Bubble
Big ol’ bubble butts and bottom biscuits…While you’re trying to say that 5 times fast I’ll be concentrating my efforts on banishing yoga pants and booty shorts in plus sizes. Unknown
Jump Around
Bought the display on the cheap huh? Well you’re nailing that home delivery Bub. I’ve got 4 to 1 odds you’ve probably appeared on WhiteTrashRepairs.com before. Unknown
Someone’s Got To Be Hard
What the hell did we do? You’re the one wearing a helmet and buying Mike’s Hard Lemonade and we’re the ones getting cursed at?!?! Something is not right here guy that looks like a Jackass cast member in 20 years. Texas
