For The Extreme Soccer Mom

You know how you always catch yourself talking about how dope it would be to have the convenience of a minivan to haul around the kids but also have the ability to tow a boat and haul oversize construction equipment? Well it looks like some prayers have been answered. Texas
WWIB: We Are Getting Violent

I need your help here guys. I can’t figure out which one I want to punch in the back of the head more. Denim Dan in all his cutoff glory or the Blue Meanie’s wife over here. You guys decide, in my mind they both deserve it. Missouri & New Mexico
Munchos Over Munchkins

That’s it buddy, give the bag a good lick. You know what that tastes like?…neglect. Unknown
Long Lost Son

Mother and child reunited? Although I suppose I could understand why each one would probably rather not be associated with the other. Alabama & New Hampshire