WWIB: Rump Roasts

Contrary to their name, shorts don’t always have to be soooo short. That’s a recipe for bottom biscuits everyday of the week. You guys decide which one you have to start your weekly consumption with. Georgia

Lagging Behind

I don’t mean to point on the blatantly obvious, but I think he is having trouble keeping up because he is sucking in plastic as opposed to refreshing, live, nourishing air. Just one man’s opinion though. New York

Yo Ho Ho & A Bottle Of Rum!

The high-seas, rum, swordfights, walking the plank, talking parrots, cannon fights. Ohhh the life of a pirate. Unfortunately out of that list only rum seems reasonable to me in 2013. You enjoy your fantasy pirate world. I’m from Pittsburgh so we are living our fantasy Pirates right now with those first place Buccos! Texas

Insert Coin Here

There is a reason the masses shouldn’t see behind the curtain. Sometimes the wizard isn’t what you made him out to be…or it’s a big smelly buttcrack. Either way, ignorance is bliss. Florida