Make Me A Match
Seems like we’ve found the Walmart version of Match.com. Which if that’s the case I’ll go ahead and put up my poster on the back of my El Camino: “Seeking models that are also nymphomaniacs who enjoy cooking and cleaning.” Florida
Trashing It Up
At least we know we can trust the labels at Walmart to be true….Seriously though, this tat forgives so much. If I was out and she was only wearing bologna circles on to cover her nipples and a camo beer-dispensing hat while carrying her infant son by his foot I would get so offended then […]
Pants Are Half Off At Walmart
Top ass vs. bottom ass?!?!?! I don’t mean to ruin your entire day mulling over this world problem, but if you don’t answer then we might all perish. Canada & California
WWIB: Put Your Belly On Him Son
I feel like belly shirts should have “only if you have a sexy” in front of the title. Clearly these two look like they are already set to square off in a sumo match so I’ll leave it to you guys to determine who would win and who wear it better. Louisiana
