Hey Dude

Remember when weirdos kept it to themselves and would just be weird in their basement or something? Ahhh those were the good ol’ days huh? Unknown
WWIB: Into The Wild

I’m sure those animals are glad they are dead because they never have to look at either one of you. I’d do a “Who Wears It Better” but I don’t want to encourage anything about you two. Wisconsin
Aunt Liz

Cause being the crazy cat lady is so 2008. Oregon
Obey Your Thirst

Funny how it seems that as soon as you lose self-respect you gain belly shirts. Odd how it works out like that. Louisiana