The Walmart Whip

Walmart: being straight up re-donk-ulous since 1962. Florida
Up & Down

How you managed to get your booty jorts to both get sucked down from above and pulled up from the bottom I’ll never really know. Physics don’t work like that honey. New Hampshire
That B-Double O-T-Y

As we’ve learned from our buddies at GirlsInYogaPants.com sometimes yoga pants are used for our viewing pleasure, sometimes for comfort, sometimes for actual yoga but here I think the purpose is ventilation. I just don’t see it falling into any other of the above categories. Wyoming
Chief Wally World

I cannot confirm or deny that this is Mimi Siku from Jungle 2 Jungle all grown up. New Hampshire