Leave Something To Play With

Who walks into the barber and asks for their head to turn into a meat grinder? – A real player that’s who! Unknown

Inked Up

We’ve seen some top shelf tattoos here and over at our sister site WTFTattoos.com. So do you guys like the classy “f*ck you” or are you like me and you’re curious to see what trouble Mothra is about to get into? Arizona & Illinois

WWIB: Partial Privates

So this is the type of question that I think you should take your time with and maybe get back to us after the weekend. Which do you prefer, some saggy side-boob or some under-butt bottom biscuits? This is an important decision, so be sure to take this seriously. Oklahoma

Getting His Goat

Ohhh well, since he has his fancy going out in public hat on I suppose it’s cool for you to have your goat around my grocery food. Let me go get his monocle for him. Unknown