America The Beautiful

Bro, you’re making it very difficult for people not to hate America right now. You’re at Walmart on a scooter with your man tits hanging out. Might as well start bad mouthing the new Miss America while you’re at it bud. Arkansas

To The Broom & Bride

Isn’t the woman usually the one with the broom? – said the sexist guy writing captions. Also, Walmart cake boss, you’re dumb. Georgia