In The Flesh

Plus-sized, flesh colored yoga pants – being counterproductive since always. Unknown

Grandma Got Run Over By A Grandpa

I just saw up Grandpa’s dress – is something no child should ever have the chance to say. Ever. Never ever. Like at any point ever. Ever. Unknown

Bra Doggin’ It

What? You think you need to be 21 years old to be able to YOLO son? Shiiit, this chick’s give-a-damn is beyond anywhere yours will ever be. (Kids, please consider that a good thing and not something to try and strive for.) New York

What’s The Buzz?

Toy Story 14: “Buzz Lightyear will eventually get there to the rescue but makes no promises on how effective he will be.” Things are getting sad at Disney Pixar now. Unknown