Fee Fei Foe Fum

Let’s all take a minute to stop and really cherish the quality character of a lady that would actually be impressed enough by this guy’s sticker to allow this jolly dumb giant to go downtown on her. All I’m saying is that it’s probably not a region I’d go near if my life depended on […]
Why Not ‘Clarissa Explains It All’?

(1) Hell on Wheels is a badass show so I can’t hate on you for that. (2) There has never been a show in the history of television that is badass enough for me to get it tattooed on my body. The guys over at WTFtattoos.com know what I’m talking about. But that brings up […]
Close Shave

I’m not gonna lie, he brings up a good point. That’s not an easy task for a man with that type of belly. If he has to go through all that trouble, I’ll I’m saying is you make it worth his while. California
Red, Gray & Blue

I can’t tell if you’re weird or creative. Did you pick red and blue because you’re kinda odd or did you pick it to go with your white beard so you’re patriotic? I need proper answers so I know how much anger to put into my bashing. Unknown