On The Wings Of Love!

Red Bull gives you wings, but apparently so does Billy Bob’s custom car detail located in a friendly neighborhood garage near you. Payable in Keystone 6 packs. Virginia
Fun With Inflatables

That’s awesome, if checking out your big ol’ bellys wasn’t enough for me I need to now ingrain the thought of the two of your wrestling around each others fupas on a soon to be deflated air-mattress. Unknown
Is There Junk In The Front?

Are those mannyhose? Is that a thing? If we had a pic from the front, could we see your thing? I don’t like any of the answers I’m about to get. Missouri
An Elegant Way To Say It

A simple “please excuse me” would have done just as easy, but to each their own I guess….bitch. Indiana