Ain’t Easy Being Cheesy

I bet you were sitting there wondering if your week was gonna suck or kick ass. Well guess what? When the pimp of all pimps graces you with his presence on a Monday you know the week is going to be nothing short of balls deep awesome! Florida
In The News: So Much Anger

Madison Police say a 32-year-old woman punched a security guard in the head, then used her car to nearly hit a group of Walmart employees before driving off. On Saturday afternoon Laura Shidell allegedly tried to steal several pairs of leggings and some “warming oil” from Walmart on Madison’s west side. Police say she stuffed […]
WWIB: Over/Under The Pants

C’mon bro! The over the pants method is so junior high. It’s all about just gettin’ after it like this guy. He knows what’s up, she knows what’s up & everyone else around them who thought they had a shot with her now knows what’s up. Florida & West Virginia
You Can’t Hide Dem Buttery Biscuits

Look at you trying to be all coy & hide those bottom biscuits underneath that camo. This is Walmart girlfriend, every person in there has seen enough camo print that they can see right through it now. It’s a common genetic adaptation commonly found in the trailer park as well. Unknown