Down With The Sickness

Looks like you took the words right out of my mouth. In fact, it’s so sickening I’m about to go throw up from your gross ass ride. Pennsylvania

Wanna Pet My Snake?

Every time I offer to show women my snake in public I get asked to leave the store. This guy does it and it’s no big deal. Unbelievable. Florida

WWIB: Walmart Tattoos

Just once I’d like to see someone inside a Walmart with a tattoo that either makes sense or doesn’t look like a bag of dicks. I don’t have the full view so I can’t tell if you’re male or female but God knows you don’t look like those women nor do you get those women. […]

Making A Mesh

Clearly there has been some sort of confusion as to whether or not mesh is acceptable public attire. Let me go ahead and officially inform everyone that it is not. Has never been, and will never be. Good day. Unknown