You Raise Me Up
Thanks for wearing heels. Nothing like putting some extra yeast in those biscuits so they rise a bit more. Louisiana
Wipe Me Down
Yeah, so this happened. In real life. Unknown
WWIB: At The Zoo
How are there 2 people in this world who thought animal print see-through yoga pants were a good idea? Our friends over at GirlsinYogaPants.com have confirmed this is not normal. Although I’m not sure why we needed confirmation (sometimes we just like to go over there and see some nice butts). Mississippi & West Virginia
The Fruit Booter
If I were starting a roller blading group, you’d be my first draft pick. You just look like a guy that would boot scoot with style. Texas
