Cracker Please
Well Mr. and Mrs. Cracker, it appears you’ve got yourself a dandy of a dead animal trunk decoration there. And way to strap it to your old Mustang with an old ass seat belt looking wench device. The only way you could get more white trashy here is if your muffler was really loud and […]
Wisecracks
I’m not even gonna give you credit for trying. You put on a belt and suspenders because you knew there was a problem and clearly that didn’t do anything to help, yet you still went with it. That’s like being responsible and bringing a condom but using it after you noticed the huge hole in […]
Fumblerooski
Please don’t throw your arms up in celebration or you’ll probably fumble those footballs out for the world to see. Oklahoma
You Booze, You Lose
Because more booze will probably improve your decision making… Florida
