Exotic Pets 4 Sale

Nothing like some over the top pets to scare the shit out of people as they shop in peace. That’s exactly what I was hoping for on my trip to the store, to worry less about stepping in your pet’s crap on the floor and worry more about whether or not it’s going to attack […]

Tooth Be Told

Try explaining to your kid how it’s cool for this guy to come into their bedroom in the middle of the night and leave money under their pillow in exchange for teeth. Geez people make parenting harder, I swear. Unknown

The Whitewash

I’m not sure what the story with her is, but I definitely want to stay tuned for the ending. California

Bibbity & Bobbity

Either you bought the wrong hair dye for Halloween or you’re both weird. Very weird. Glad you found each other, but still kinda weird. Pennsylvania