Cool Runnings

I guess he could use a wheelchair but when was the last time your wheelchair not only held a case of beer, but kept it cold? Exactly. Praise efficiency! Unknown
Roll It Out

Yeah, it looks like that ab roller machine kinda backfired on you. But keep rocking those belly shirts, real solid decision. Georgia
Smile For Me Daddy

Ummmm. Ok? I don’t know what to say. “Yo pussy cuming daddy?” Whhaaa….I honestly don’t know what to say to you. At all. Ever. Florida
WWIB: Bright Lights

Standing out in a crowd is one thing. Being able to stand out at night in a cave is another. So which bright light would you let guide you? Iowa