One Week ‘Til Turkey
Gobble gobble mother truckers! Eat your fat face off and nap while watching football day is in a week. Besides these two maniacs, who else is pumped up? Californi
Tang, Tang, Tangled Up
I find myself secretly wishing your scarf gets entangled so badly in that long yarn looking hair you have that it needs to all be cut off while you cry. Tennessee
WWIB: Gumpin’
Who Wears It Better: 80’s Style Shorts! Now that’s what I’m talking about. These dudes look like they never left Forrest Gump’s side running across country! Texas
Bird Bird Bird
Hey look, two assholes plus 3 birds. I’m not a fan of that math equation but I know it adds up to shit. Lots of bird shit in public. Thanks for being jagoffs. Virginia
