Thigh Extra High
That’s a lot of leg there. I don’t even think we would see bottom biscuits if she was wearing a thong! It’s just an upper upper thigh with a butt crack I assume. Not sure if booty shorts and boots are the right look for you my dear. Missouri
Trippin’ Balls
Because every day should feel like a bad acid trip…Seriously though, you’re not Doc Ellis, nothing productive is going to come out of what you’ve got going on here. New York
Hair-Do Or Hair-Don’t?
So which legendary type of hair would you rock? Are you a fancy bouffant or stinky beaver tail? Oregon & Texas
Chester & Chucky
Is there anything cooler than getting your picture taken with some guy sweating his ass off in a big stinky costume? I’m going to say no. So which mascot would you rather get your pic with Chester Cheetah or Chuck the rat? Texas
