Leather So Soft

Because nothing screams “take me seriously” like leather decked out in neon glue ranting. New York

Busting Your Butt

Hey Lance Armstrong, the only thing getting a workout are your yoga shorts. Minnesota

Peppermint Candies

What better way to accent your bright white ass than making it pop with a nice red thong. Reminds me of the worst peppermint ever. North Carolina