Dub V

I see the Mountaineer of West Virginia University gets his gun powder from Walmart. Interesting tidbit there. Cue the more you know music. Georgia

Under Pressure

Damn girl, I don’t need a machine to let you know my blood pressure is rising. New Jersey

Tit For Tat

Dude, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news (I think) is that you’ve got some perky titties. The bad news is they’re lopsided as f*ck. Nobody likes unparallelled boobies. Believe that. Mississippi