Danny Duh Clown
I’m beyond creeped out right now. By the looks of this van I have to assume “bibles” is what he nicknamed his penis. Oklahoma
Who’s Your Daddy?
I’m not sure who Big Daddy is or what precisely he possesses on you, but judging by the font I have to assume he is a Chinese restaurant sign. Virginia
Super Skinny Jeans
I guess the term “skinny jeans” was just a little too much for this one to comprehend, but thanks for showing us your red baboon ass. Florida
Whip It, Whip It Good
Your weird hair looks like a little baby whip…not a compliment by the way. New Mexico
