Always Low Prices

Ri-DONK-ulously low prices mo-fo!….Also, where is the PeopleOfWalmart donk? Let’s get on that people! Alabama

There’s Something About Magda

Holy mother of mercy. You just pulled off a spot-on Magda from There’s Something About Mary of epic proportions! California

In The Buff

Because pants are for all of you caged sheep that play by society’s rules…and aren’t tripping on shrooms Oklahoma

Sloppy Kisses

I see you’re working up quite a sweat from all those kisses you’re getting. Might wanna let that sucker breathe a minute sweetheart. Florida