I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller

I never understood the allure of stilts. What is the point of being tall if you can’t have that mobility to run and dunk a basketball? That’s like having big huge perky boobs…but you’re a guy. Totally useless. Delaware

Mr. Miss

Excuse me Miss? Mr.? Whatever you are, could you please tuck it back for a quick photo op please? Unknown

Wanna Wrassle?

Just a ring set up in the middle of the store to put on a wrasslin’ match with a guy in jeans as a referee. You know, a typical day at Walmart….Seriously though, put yourself in this scene: You walk into Walmart, look to your left and see a wrestling match going on. Your reaction […]

The Brawny Man

This is what I assume every guy shopping at Walmart feels like on the inside. Thanks for having the guts to show it on the outside. Pennsylvania