Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Is it weird that I’m sad that ugly christmas sweaters are ironically cool now? It was so much more fun when people wore them seriously and thought they were cool but the rest of us knew they weren’t. Now I just can’t tell and that makes me sad. Maine
Biscuits & Ham
Don’t forget to pick up some bottom biscuits to compliment that Christmas ham! Florida
Mother Of The Year Candidate
God I hope you’re just pleasantly plump and not pregnant….Man, I feel like I’ve said that too many times in 2013. Amirightoramiright? Missouri
High In Potassium
It’s Friday, so obviously we are going to have a banana vs. banana throw down!!!! Wait….what? That’s a thing? Florida
