The Magnificent Magnifying Glass
Well that’s just kinda badass. Way to accept your vision problems in style. Sure you could just get better glasses, but last time I checked you can’t burn a bunch of ants with glasses. Washington
WWIB: Dressed In The Closet
Ohhh there is nothing quite like getting creative with jeans. Personally, I think both of you get failing grades here and I’m not a real teacher so I don’t have to encourage your creativity. You both look like shit. Fix it. Oregon
It Was…Soap Poisoning
Well excuse me. I hope the two of you got some big ol’ lumps of coal for Christmas with potty mouths like that. Where is Ralphie’s mom with the soap when you need her? Nebraska & North Carolina
Wakey Wakey Hands Off Snakey
I would literally shit my pants if I saw that. That’s just got a whole big pile of “nope” written all over it. Not only would I run away screaming, but I’d do it with my eyes closed in case she is actually the real Madusa. Florida
