In Need Of Some PB

If someone could do me a solid and just ram a peanut butter car in between those two, my breakfast would be complete!…a crunchy peanut butter car of course, because I’m a man and creamy pb is for people that hate America. West Virginia

Ho Ho Ho

Boobs to me are much like my stance on Christmas trees…I prefer real over fake. Alabama

WWIB: Dare You To Sniff It

I feel like there are so many buttcracks at Walmart that you would think they sell them there! Although in this crack-off I have to appreciate the picture-in-picture method utilizing Walmart’s camera display. Seems fitting to leave it on there too. Iowa

Bringin’ The Mo

What is it about older people that when they try to be hip & trendy they always pick something that is no longer hip and trendy, yet you applaud the effort anyway? I’m overly impressed by your grandmohawk lady, even if nobody else is. Louisiana