Fruity Whip

Boy am I glad the only Life Savers I got in my stocking for Christmas were the gummy ones. I don’t know what I’d do if Santa left me this eye sore. Texas
Up The Butt

And hello, I think I can see right up through to the bottom of your lungs from this angle sweetie. Nevada
WWIB: Public Intoxication

Hey, sometimes you just gotta whip the tit out and let loose…in the middle of Walmart. What do you guys think? Public display of boob feeding good in your book? That one woman seems like she is having a grand ol’ time just resting some titty on the cart as she goes. New Mexico & […]
Out With The Old, In With The New

Young Elvis vs. Old Elvis? Sure it’s like choosing between being drowned to death or being stabbed to death but not every choice in life is a favorable one. So pick your poison and live with it. Florida