Girl, You Got A Lumpy Butt
C’mon ladies, just because Santa brought you lumps of coal for Christmas doesn’t mean you need to smuggle them in your panties. Those aren’t the lovely lady lumps people refer to anyway. Nevada
Triple Selfie Action
Dressing up, Walmart, Selfies….If those are the 3 things that people ever use to describe me please mercifully take me out like George did Lennie in ‘Of Mice and Men’. Unknown
Denim Diana
Well it’s a good thing you have the smarts to yank those suckers up to cover up those hips. We wouldn’t want the children seeing anything inappropriate that will haunt them for a few days. Florida
Brain Malfunction
Pffft, bitch I’ll do what I want. California
