Humpy Time

Ohhh you were so close. Keep practicing there buddy….Kinda looks like the most average boring act of car sex ever. Like if someone said “describe boring car sex,” my first thought would be a grey Subaru humping a grey minivan. So average. New York

WWIB: Failed Fashion

Fashion, like art, is subjective. At least that is the bullshit excuse I hear. So subjectively, which do you prefer, the huntsmen or the walking memorial? Florida

Sixty-Nine

Whoa! Slow down lady. It’s the price that’s $69, you can just pay for the stuff in cash like everyone else! Indiana

Fuchsia Fusion

Geez, can you imagine if the carpet matches the drapes? Probably looks like a stuffed animal convention. Louisiana