Back Off!
Nothing says “I’m cheap as hell” like homemade bumper stickers! Also, if you need to resort to making homemade bumper stickers about people being on your ass so much, chances are good the problem is you. Oklahoma
We Are Siamese If You Please
Someone asked me if there is anything better than a rat tail and to be honest I was stumped. I assumed there was not. Then BOOM! Right in my face I get hit with the Siamese twin rat tail and it turns everything I thought I knew about this world upside down. North Carolina
GILF: Who Would You Do?
Ummm ok, couple of ladies on the prowl that might have just missed their prime hunting season by a few decades. But perhaps these cougars still got some bite left? Anyway, I’m sure there are such things as a GILF, not sure these two fit the bill but I don’t know what else to call […]
As Sold At Walmart
Okay, yup I see it’s suppose to be ‘Ducks’ but that’s a little too close for comfort for the kiddos. However ma’am, you don’t get to use that excuse. Your shirt is clearly expressing joy over a poop. Kansas
