Fupa Di Don’t
Is there a FUPA season? I mean, if I had to guess I’d say the springtime due to excess winter weight being gained unnoticed but I kinda have a bad “gut” feeling that we can’t limit these atrocities to just one time of year. Arkansas
Victoria’s Secrets Revealed
What’s the point of having underwear on if the world doesn’t even know you’re wearing them? These fine ladies are forward thinkers I say. I’m tired of spending my good money on some stylish undies only for them to go unnoticed. Who’s with me?!?!…nobody? Ok, nevermind then. Florida
I’m Here For The Party
Attention shoppers, we have a special on parties located in every frickin’ aisle this dude goes in!!!!! North Carolina
Arrested For What?!?!
HA! Ok, when you come down from your incredible level of disbelief and disgust in humanity let me know which one you think is worse. Florida
